he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit
i hate black girls
the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead
(Fuente: wickedkissah, vía armadillo)
I was addicted to soap once
I’m clean now
(Fuente: penice, vía cunt-in-wonderland)
I should make a dating profile.
Interested in: Anyone who likes Taylor Swift / will pretend to in order to amuse me / will not talk shit on Taylor Swift in from of me.