yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

(vía orgasm)

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captain-jack-hardness:

i hate black girls

the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead

(Fuente: wickedkissah, vía armadillo)

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kwak505:

alex turner is a lyrical genius who the hell could come up with this

i-said-adventure:

penice:

penice:

I was addicted to soap once

I’m clean now

STOP

(Fuente: penice, vía cunt-in-wonderland)

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Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.
xanis:

Lorde by Chris Nicholls for FASHION Magazine, May 2014
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡
reblog / 666
huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

taylorswiftordie13:

I should make a dating profile.

Name: Ashley
Age: 19
Interested in: Anyone who likes Taylor Swift / will pretend to in order to amuse me / will not talk shit on Taylor Swift in from of me.

dAtE ME!

(vía your-sweet-dispositions)

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